WebMD taught me about allergies to potassium dichromate…. I would say this correctly depicts my reaction to the news.
I wonder what it would be like to be vegan reading a Cosmo magazine. This page was screaming rash to me, but to others it could yell animal torture…
It also screams “hey I gots no style!” which I always love seeing when reading my fashion magazines that teach me how to feel great naked. If I was wearing those pants + those shoes + that vest I can objectively say I’d feel better naked.
When I told my friend I was allergic to my bra she sent me this….
My friends:
My best friend:
I think that I am allergic to the under-wiring of my bra. It turns out that 70% of woman wear bras whose underwires are made of steel, however I am waiting to hear back from my favorite bra company to find out if they use steel, stainless steel, or just regular metal that is good for my everyday use. Thanks wikipedia for this horrible news.
PS. Does anyone know the difference between stainless steel and steel?
The awkward moment when you need to ask the hairdresser for a non-green towel…






