When I check my symptoms on WebMD

WebMD taught me about allergies to potassium dichromate…. I would say this correctly depicts my reaction to the news.

whatshouldwecallme:

I wonder what it would be like to be vegan reading a Cosmo magazine. This page was screaming rash to me, but to others it could yell animal torture… 

It also screams “hey I gots no style!” which I always love seeing when reading my fashion magazines that teach me how to feel great naked. If I was wearing those pants + those shoes + that vest I can objectively say I’d feel better naked.

I wonder what it would be like to be vegan reading a Cosmo magazine. This page was screaming rash to me, but to others it could yell animal torture…

It also screams “hey I gots no style!” which I always love seeing when reading my fashion magazines that teach me how to feel great naked. If I was wearing those pants + those shoes + that vest I can objectively say I’d feel better naked.

When I’m really drunk and not making any sense

When I told my friend I was allergic to my bra she sent me this….

whatshouldwecallme:

My friends:

My best friend: 

I think that I am allergic to the under-wiring of my bra.  It turns out that 70% of woman wear bras whose underwires are made of steel, however I am waiting to hear back from my favorite bra company to find out if they use steel, stainless steel, or just regular metal that is good for my everyday use.  Thanks wikipedia for this horrible news. 

PS. Does anyone know the difference between stainless steel and steel?

Allergic to the paint, and the bricks, and the wood, but I’m so glad I’m not (as) allergic to the trees… (even though they make me sneeze, I can still touch them, which is a HUGE plus)

Allergic to the paint, and the bricks, and the wood, but I’m so glad I’m not (as) allergic to the trees… (even though they make me sneeze, I can still touch them, which is a HUGE plus)

fucking HIVES

SING IT SISTA!

(Source: absolutelyclassic)

seealltheprettythings:

So I am allergic to bandage adhesive. Kinda sucks since bandages are often necessary in life.

Oh I feel you girl, being allergice to thinks that are often necessary to life.  We can talk wooden floors later….

seealltheprettythings:

So I am allergic to bandage adhesive. Kinda sucks since bandages are often necessary in life.


Oh I feel you girl, being allergice to thinks that are often necessary to life.  We can talk wooden floors later….

The awkward moment when you need to ask the hairdresser for a non-green towel…

Everyone kinda sucks today.

Everyone kinda sucks today.

At least I’m not allergic to food coloring. It’s practically tomorrow. AHHHH!!! #sugarcookies

At least I’m not allergic to food coloring. It’s practically tomorrow. AHHHH!!! #sugarcookies